Weird news, weirder opinions. No apologies.
We've all used AI assistants to write emails, settle arguments, and avoid thinking. But have you ever considered what it would actually be like to *live* with one? We have, extensively, and the results are troubling. Here's our definitive ranking of which AI would be the most tolerable roommate — and which one would eat your Trader Joe's orange chicken without a single word of remorse.
The gym floor has become a runway, and your hydration vessel is the loudest thing you're wearing. We ranked every 'aesthetic' water bottle brand by exactly how hard it's silently judging you — because yes, your Stanley has opinions.
Somewhere on TikTok right now, a golden retriever named something like Biscotti is eating a hand-crafted charcuterie board while sleeping in a $3,000 custom dog house. His owner has 800K followers and possibly zero savings. We went down the rabbit hole so you don't have to.
Quiet luxury is supposed to be the aesthetic that doesn't try. So why are there 47 million posts about it? We went deep into the beige fog of TikTok's most performatively understated corner and came out with a ranking nobody asked for but absolutely everybody needs.
We fed ChatGPT a series of personality types and asked it to write Hinge and Bumble bios. The results were funnier, stranger, and somehow more compelling than 90% of real profiles out there — which says something deeply unsettling about both AI and the rest of us.
Millions of Americans are glued to their phones watching famous people gut-renovate kitchens that cost more than most of us will earn in a decade. We asked actual experts why this is happening — and the answer is somehow both obvious and deeply unsettling.
We ate the protein bagels. We drank the lucky girl açai bowls. We did things with cottage cheese that cannot be undone. Here's our completely honest, deeply opinionated verdict on 2024's biggest food trends — and a theory about why we keep falling for this stuff.